Uncover the Epic Drunk History of the Order of St. George!
ou can tell I was a weeee bit buzzed up because I’m pretty sure I said Erica Slaughter was a white mask when she’s a black mask … I had a few extra brews at hockey before this. This episode is a doozy. It is full of some Something is Killing the Children Knowledge.
In this episode TazAlGhul and Just Abby bring you the the legendary drunk history of Something is Killing the Children Lore!
🐉 For this episode we dove into the dark and mysterious Order of St. George, a secret society of monster hunters who wield ancient powers to fight the creatures that haunt our darkest fears. 💥 Learn how St. George slayed a dragon, drove a golden nail into his skull, and used the monster’s blood to found an order that’s kept humanity safe for centuries. From dragon slayers to monster-binding rituals, enchanted tattoos, and the perilous Blind Hunt, this story has it all!
🍷 Grab a drink and join us for this unforgettable, journey into comic book mythology. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of Something is Killing the Children, House of Slaughter or just discovering the world of monster hunters, this episode is packed with crazy lore in the rich history that is The Order of St.George, plus crazy facts, and plenty of laughs. and BEER!
Beers of the Episode
Toppling Goliath Brewing: Mosaic Mamba – Imperial Double IPA – Mosaic Mamba is a hop-forward Double India Pale Ale featuring the dynamic combo of bold Mosaic hops swirling on the palate with Galaxy hops, creating a killer duo that makes this DIPA a show-stopper. This one is most def one of my favs we got while we were at the brewery in Iowa. Good thing we brought home a 4-banger of this bad boy.
(I Rated it a 4.25) It’s Untappd overall rating is (4.11)
Jack’s Abby Craft Lagers: Pineapple Mayhem – Lager – Unleash summer’s energy with ‘Pineapple Mayhem,’ a slightly tart lager bursting with pineapple and mango. It’s like holding a tropical umbrella cocktail in a can – the ultimate summer companion. Let the fruity frenzy transport you to sun-soaked days of pure, carefree refreshment, one sip at a time. Lagers aren’t usually rated the highest since they lack flavor but this one wasn’t too shabby. Just a light hint of pineapple made this a very crushable bevy.
(We rated it a 3.75) It’s Untappd Overall Rating is (3.61)
Cerebral Brewing: Neon Light – Lager – For some reason I was really just feeling like a light lil biotch on this fine day since 2 of my 3 beers I had for this episode were just lagers. It’s very unusual for me. I think it’s because I pre-gamed a wee bit more than usual for this episode. I had to keep the history rollin somehow. I also def didn’t think this one was that glorious which is why I gave it a nice little 3.0 out of 5. I can confirm I didn’t purchase this. It was all my buddy Phil’s fault. Although I appreciate the free beer he left since he didn’t take them to the airport with him. Cheers PHIL! This American Corn Lager is our ode to Colfax. It’s exactly what we want to drink at our local dive bar, concert venue, or park hang. Corn is often (negatively) associated with mass-produced beers, but its use in this recipe helps dry out the pilsner malt and showcase the delicate hop bill. The result is a clean, refreshing beer that we revisit again and again.
(We rated it a 3.0) It’s Untappd Overall Rating is (3.73)
I sadly didn’t rip any photos of these of course … Man I gotta get better at that. But I did rip a photo of two of my pre-episode beers also from Cerebral. This Celestial Unfiltered IPA was an absolute slapper. To finish that one off with a little desert I slammed a little treetop Boba from Weldwerks which as you know from every episode is one of our favs. This is what had me sipping light little lagers during the episode.
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Let’s chat all things Something is Killing the Children! What do you think of the House of Slaughter and SIKTC books? I’m always curious to see where people think this story is going. There’s so many different ways they can go with it that the possibilities are endless. Have any history we missed on the Order of St. George? Fill in the blanks for us in the comments! Got any beer suggestions? We’re always on the hunt to try something new to add to our Untappd so be sure to drop those in there too. CHEERS!
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